If you know what “mewing” is, chances are you need to log off of the internet.

If you don’t, “mewing” is a thing you can do to make your jaw appear more square, which is apparently something that ladies (or, more accurately, other random dudes on the internet) go crazy for.

However, what if you want to permanently give your jawline that chiseled look? In that case, you’re going to need to get a jaw trainer. Here’s what one of them looks like. Unfortunately, it also looks like something else. I don’t need to tell you what.